1 00:00:13,229 --> 00:00:17,930 Hey, I'm Trey Jordan, you know the super mega extraordinary movie star, 2 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:23,350 spectacular actor from the TV show TCS with Trey Jordan. 3 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:24,910 Welcome to my crib. 4 00:00:31,670 --> 00:00:36,490 See this staircase right here? This is from my mega hit movie Freaky Ass 5 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:38,890 Frankenstein. It was shot right here on the staircase. 6 00:00:41,370 --> 00:00:44,560 Oh! And these staircases, you see this railing? 7 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,500 This used to be Tyler Perry's. 8 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,960 Stolen. 9 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:51,900 Come check out my other rooms. 10 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:01,640 This here is for my proceeds. 11 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:06,380 I bought this table with the money I made for my hit movie, Little Black 12 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,620 Cracker Ass Parent. 13 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,740 Coming to a theater near you. 14 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,660 Mommy. See what's in my fridge. 15 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,940 Who wants Chinese? 16 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,160 How we doing? 17 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,220 Damn, I'm ready. 18 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,360 We eating. 19 00:01:57,380 --> 00:01:58,840 Hey, who wants Kristoff? 20 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:08,479 This is where all the magic happens. Right here. 21 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,420 Really. I stole this from Chris Angel. 22 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:20,900 Fuck you, Chris Angel. 23 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,440 Welcome to my master bath. 24 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:33,960 This is it, y 'all. This is where it goes down. 25 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,960 I had this shower installed. 26 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,580 You know, when I go out on the club and I bring home my dirt. 27 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:46,460 take them in and I clean them up before I take the clothes off. 28 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:14,590 Tell me I'm dirty. 29 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:18,590 Y 'all remember this? 30 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:25,270 I know y 'all remember this. In that PCS comedy sketch. 31 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:26,910 Black to the Future. 32 00:03:28,770 --> 00:03:31,450 Great Scott, Marty. We've got to go black to the future. 33 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:35,870 Holy shit. I got to get black to the future. 34 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,370 Did you check the flux cablacator? 35 00:03:40,070 --> 00:03:41,210 Y 'all remember this? 36 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:47,070 That's right, when I played the Black Roddy Dangerfield in a PCS sketch, 37 00:03:47,070 --> 00:03:52,810 at School, media's always giving me shit all the time about Black this, Black 38 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:54,190 that in my sketches. 39 00:03:54,650 --> 00:03:59,190 They didn't like Black Zorro, they didn't like Caddy Black 1, they didn't 40 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:03,810 Caddy Black 2, Black Flipper, and they didn't like Black Enthusiasm. 41 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:08,130 That's why I took a moment for my people to make a special service announcement. 42 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,470 Black people, stop stealing! 43 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,980 Y 'all want to see my big brown cotton, don't you? 44 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:20,459 It's sweet, delicious, and it's made of Swiss chocolate. 45 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:28,280 See this right here? This is the cheese wood gift that came from Jake Donaghy, 46 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:30,080 the king of the network. 47 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:34,140 When TCS was number one, we ain't number one no more. 48 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,140 We're not even number 201, I don't think. 49 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,020 People getting us back. 50 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:10,330 How is my sweet pene gigante con nero doing? 51 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:12,130 I'm confused, Alicia. 52 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:17,390 It means big cock with money, but it was much funnier when I thought it than 53 00:05:17,390 --> 00:05:18,530 when I said it out loud. 54 00:05:19,190 --> 00:05:24,570 For the life of me, I cannot figure out what my network comedy sketch bill needs 55 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:25,630 to stoke the ratings. 56 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:28,730 I already hired an erratic black star. 57 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,810 What else can be done? 58 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:34,770 Well, how about I stroke your ratings? 59 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:37,700 Until they grow. 60 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:42,980 Karina. 61 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:49,060 You always make me feel better. 62 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:06,420 Oh, baby. 63 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,620 Let me fuck your beautiful breasts, baby. 64 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,780 Your hot, young tits. 65 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,280 Oh, yeah. 66 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:18,340 Oh. 67 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:20,860 Oh, God, that looks good. 68 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:22,980 Oh. 69 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:25,680 Yes, baby. 70 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,920 Feels so good. 71 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:29,760 Oh, God. 72 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:32,440 I'm glad you like it. Oh, God, baby. 73 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,100 Tits are so soft. 74 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:35,670 Oh. 75 00:07:36,650 --> 00:07:39,810 Oh. Oh, no, don't come yet. 76 00:07:40,150 --> 00:07:42,030 Oh, God, that's beautiful, baby. 77 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,030 Oh, 78 00:07:45,070 --> 00:07:47,630 yeah. Oh, yeah. 79 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:53,890 Oh, yeah. 80 00:07:54,970 --> 00:08:00,870 Oh, my executive dick, baby. 81 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,140 You make life worth living, baby. 82 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:16,780 Suck that big dick, baby. Oh, yeah. 83 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,200 Oh. 84 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:21,460 Oh. 85 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:33,659 I'm your boss, baby. 86 00:08:58,519 --> 00:08:59,519 Oh, yeah. 87 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:03,620 So tight, baby. How does it stay so tight? 88 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,580 You're such a fucking hero. How does it stay so fucking tight? 89 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,720 You fuck everybody, don't you think? 90 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,280 Everybody. 91 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:18,940 Oh, yeah. 92 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,480 Oh, yeah, baby. 93 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:24,280 You like my cock inside you, baby? 94 00:09:29,390 --> 00:09:31,790 I like your cock and sweat in my mouth. 95 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:34,810 Yeah? You want my cock and sweat in your mouth, baby? Yeah. 96 00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:37,150 All right, taste your cock, baby. Come on. 97 00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:41,010 Oh, yeah. 98 00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:42,470 Come on, baby. 99 00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:43,710 Suck that dick. 100 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,450 Oh, yeah, baby, you know how to do it, don't you? 101 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,110 Don't you? 102 00:10:10,330 --> 00:10:11,330 Oh, yeah. 103 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:14,030 Put those beautiful hands on my dick. 104 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,640 Yeah, you're so hot. You're so fucking hot. 105 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:02,540 Yeah. 106 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:06,180 You juicy, sexy bitch. 107 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:09,320 Take good care of me. 108 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:29,330 Make love to Michael. 109 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,600 cunt on my dick, baby. 110 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,480 Taste your cunt on my fucking dick. 111 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:54,820 Come on, baby. 112 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,260 I want my dick in your mouth. 113 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:01,300 I want you to taste what you fucking taste like, you hot cunt. 114 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,680 Come on. 115 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:03,960 Come on. 116 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,380 Yeah, baby. 117 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,120 How's that taste, baby? 118 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,100 Nice, sweet, young, Latina cunt, baby. 119 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,560 Now you know what I feel like, baby. 120 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,139 Come on. 121 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:17,620 Too bad you can't fuck yourself with fucking war. 122 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:24,310 Yeah, baby. 123 00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,030 Yeah, baby. Suck that dick. 124 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,330 Grab my balls while you suck my dick. Come on. 125 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:34,250 Sticky cunt on my face, baby. I want to eat you while you eat me. Come on. 126 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,030 Come on. 127 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,460 Feel like a horrible dick, baby. 128 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:04,760 Oh, 129 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:14,000 baby. 130 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,180 Oh, baby. 131 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:26,060 Oh, God, baby. I 132 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:28,700 love your cunt. I love that cunt. 133 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:31,830 You're fucking hot. 134 00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:35,170 You're fucking hot. No man could last in that kind of thing. 135 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,340 have a job with me, baby. 136 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:24,470 Spin on my fucking - 137 00:28:19,339 --> 00:28:21,340 Just the way I want to fuck you baby. 138 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,380 Get your beautiful body baby. 139 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,640 Crazy about you, babe. 140 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,020 Play with the clip, baby. 141 00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:57,640 Can you play with the clip for me? 142 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,420 Play with the fucking clip. 143 00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:00,880 Don't ever leave me, baby. 144 00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:16,040 Don't hide your nipples, baby. 145 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,880 Oh, yeah. 146 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,120 Oh, 147 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:21,780 yeah. Put them together, baby. 148 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,600 Oh, God, 149 00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:27,119 baby. 150 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,840 Oh, don't hide your nipples, baby. 151 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,480 any big ideas? 152 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,180 Will I have sex? 153 00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:40,800 Ladies and gentlemen, please follow me on the floor of NSCS TV Studios, home of 154 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,920 such great programs as America's Next Topman, according to Himmler, and of 155 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,280 course the hit sketch comedy show TCS with Trey Jordan. 156 00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:51,160 And what luck! It's one of the stars of TCS, Miss Jenny Marona! 157 00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:57,970 up in a very small town. 158 00:32:58,450 --> 00:33:01,890 There was hardships, you know? We had barber shops, but no bleach. 159 00:33:03,990 --> 00:33:05,690 Hey, yo, check this shit out. 160 00:33:06,290 --> 00:33:08,230 Me, me, bop, bop. 161 00:33:08,470 --> 00:33:10,230 I'm a black robot, motherfucker. 162 00:33:13,010 --> 00:33:16,230 But, hey, look at me. I'm a black robot, too. 163 00:33:17,390 --> 00:33:18,390 Racist. 164 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:23,270 Look, it's Mr. Trey Jordan. Sorry, such a blockbuster movie is that. I'm a black 165 00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:24,229 cowboy, bitch. 166 00:33:24,230 --> 00:33:25,830 My crack around gets croaky with it. 167 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,900 And are we motherfucking married yet? Thank you. Thank you, Ken. 168 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,540 All you white people, thank you for making me so rich. 169 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,840 See this chain? 170 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,660 It was Dracula's. 171 00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:44,680 And here, fans of TCS, 172 00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:47,480 is the comedy trifecta, Miss Liz Lyman, the producer. 173 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:49,460 Hi, Ken. 174 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,880 I hope you all enjoy the show. 175 00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:54,740 Thank you, Miss Lyman. Oh, and a couple of quick messages for you. 176 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,059 Your doctor called. 177 00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:59,320 It's not a growth. It's a small vibrating rubber toy that must have got 178 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,320 your vagina. 179 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:02,580 It's not. 180 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,099 It's not. 181 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,100 Don't judge me. 182 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:08,320 You all just paid the tour of my workplace. 183 00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:10,360 You should be ashamed. 184 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,040 Oh, and Miss Linus, by the way, Mr. Donagree is waiting for you on set. 185 00:34:21,739 --> 00:34:24,460 And on our right is the bathroom, if anyone needs to tinkle. 186 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:35,530 Don't you think that Welcome Back Hotter is maybe a little dated for a sketch? 187 00:34:36,370 --> 00:34:37,570 What are you going to do next? 188 00:34:38,190 --> 00:34:41,489 Spartacus? Hey, when are we going to shoot the gay gladiator sketch? 189 00:34:43,150 --> 00:34:44,150 Did you say something? 190 00:34:44,610 --> 00:34:45,670 Not a word, sir. 191 00:34:46,570 --> 00:34:50,070 Listen, I want this sketch comedy show to be fresh, Lyman. 192 00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:52,250 Don't you want this show to be fresh? 193 00:34:53,330 --> 00:34:59,090 I think I've done fresh with keeping it real and bringing the beat back and 194 00:34:59,090 --> 00:35:00,250 walking the dinosaur. 195 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,320 Look, Lyman, you and I aren't so different. 196 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:08,560 Except for maybe your Ross gift card, which has clearly given you free reign 197 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:13,520 buy your entire wardrobe from under a sign marked discontinued clothing 75 % 198 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,480 off. We both want this show to succeed. 199 00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:20,680 And dressing Jenny as Patsy just isn't going to cut it. 200 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,280 No, sir. 201 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,580 No way. 202 00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:25,360 What do you mean, no way? 203 00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:28,300 No? You don't want the show to succeed? 204 00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:30,790 No, you don't want to be like me? 205 00:35:31,970 --> 00:35:34,890 No, you don't want to stop dressing like a Walmart greeter? 206 00:35:36,110 --> 00:35:40,210 Listen, when you brought Trey on the show, I went with it. When you wanted to 207 00:35:40,210 --> 00:35:42,110 change the name of the show, I went with it. 208 00:35:42,430 --> 00:35:45,210 Whatever you want to do now, I'm not going with it. 209 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:50,390 Well then, you leave me no choice. 210 00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:52,210 Well, what are you going to do, fire me? 211 00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:53,850 No. 212 00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:58,890 I'm going to give Trey a promotion to executive producer if you don't do this. 213 00:35:59,110 --> 00:36:02,270 Well, he'll just... He'll just what? 214 00:36:04,390 --> 00:36:05,390 Lyman, come here. 215 00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:10,150 Listen, as king of the show... Producer. 216 00:36:10,450 --> 00:36:11,870 Do so, whatever. 217 00:36:12,210 --> 00:36:13,890 I want to make a few changes. 218 00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:18,830 Instead of having a musical guest each week, I want to have a midget in a clown 219 00:36:18,830 --> 00:36:21,670 outfit fighting a large dog with nunchucks. 220 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,700 I know. I don't think we could do any more animal sketches. 221 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:27,500 Sketch? 222 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,360 So, what would you like me to do to freshen up the cell? 223 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,440 Sex. 224 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:38,420 Sex. Believe me, Lyman, sex is what sells on TV. 225 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,120 Microwave ovens aren't a different story. 226 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:44,320 You need violence to sell microwaves. 227 00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:57,670 And that's why I teach you, bitch. 228 00:36:59,810 --> 00:37:01,050 Welcome, Black Cotter. 229 00:37:21,370 --> 00:37:25,430 I want you to write a sketch for me while I'm a cop, okay? 230 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:30,640 Getting up at the crack of dawn, putting on my uniform, never using electricity, 231 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,360 raising bombs. 232 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,779 Betray it. 233 00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:34,780 That's an Amish guy. 234 00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:40,140 Then who's the ones walking around, moaning, with their clothes all torn, 235 00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,660 brains? Zombies? 236 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,640 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. A zombie Amish cop. 237 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,160 Yeah. Okay? 238 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,100 Yeah. I have something interesting to talk to you guys about. 239 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,780 You're going to Lesbo? 240 00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:54,940 No, Fred, I'm not going to be a lesbian. 241 00:37:55,670 --> 00:37:57,570 You're going to try to change everyone's mind about you? 242 00:37:58,550 --> 00:37:59,910 What, nobody likes me? 243 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:03,330 You're going to get that surgery where they replace your knees with jet fuel 244 00:38:03,330 --> 00:38:04,269 rocket knees. 245 00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:09,130 And when the guys come up and be like, yo, nice knees, baby, you can be like, 246 00:38:09,290 --> 00:38:12,250 thanks. And then burn his face off with your rocket knees. 247 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:14,470 It's a cold bitch, Lima. 248 00:38:14,930 --> 00:38:15,930 Damn. 249 00:38:18,370 --> 00:38:23,010 What, was it rocket fuel knees? Jake wants us to add more sex to the show. 250 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,780 Listen, we can do this as long as we don't get hacky and we don't write any 251 00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:34,260 sketch about guys driving around a white van picking up amateurs, okay? 252 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,700 Hi, Ms. Lyman. How are you doing today? 253 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,058 Hi, Ken. 254 00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:39,859 What do you want? 255 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:42,720 I'm going to pick up a pre -taped sketch for two and a half men and a cup. 256 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:46,400 Rudy has the tape. You can pick it up from him. Yes, ma 'am. 257 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:48,980 Okay, so see what you guys can do with it. 258 00:39:07,370 --> 00:39:12,710 You know, Fred, a great sex sketch featuring an attractive blonde could 259 00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:14,490 said blonde into the limelight. 260 00:39:15,130 --> 00:39:16,970 Was any of that in English? 261 00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:24,610 What I'm saying is, if I were trying to get my star to rise, a great sketch by a 262 00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:27,330 great writer would probably do that for me. 263 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:30,570 So now you want to be a comedy writer? 264 00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:32,710 No. Stay with me here. 265 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:35,830 Okay. I... You. 266 00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:44,490 want me to write me a good sketch so you can say that you did 267 00:39:44,490 --> 00:39:49,550 it no fuck it i'm just gonna fuck the shit out of you and you're gonna write 268 00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:51,790 a good sketch okay 269 00:40:09,230 --> 00:40:10,370 So big and hard in my mouth. 270 00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:37,940 Yeah. 271 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,720 up today. 272 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,780 Mm -hmm. Mm, fucking crutches. 273 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,440 Have a nice big cock. 274 00:59:22,410 --> 00:59:23,410 Just take a seat if you're okay. 275 00:59:23,850 --> 00:59:25,230 Mm -hmm. 276 00:59:25,510 --> 00:59:26,510 Mm -hmm. 277 00:59:26,550 --> 00:59:29,390 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 278 00:59:30,230 --> 00:59:33,970 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 279 00:59:34,210 --> 00:59:36,550 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 280 00:59:36,870 --> 00:59:37,870 Mm -hmm. 281 00:59:41,850 --> 00:59:42,490 Mm 282 00:59:42,490 --> 00:59:51,130 -hmm. 283 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,580 Nice juicy ass. 284 00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,880 I hope you're going to make it come good. 285 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:09,080 I want you to come all over me. 286 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,420 Yeah, come over here. 287 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:14,780 Yeah, 288 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,980 give me all of that pig blood on my ass. 289 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:13,160 Thank you. I mean, thank you. Thank you very much, Sherry. 290 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,040 Hey, I have a quick question. 291 01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:17,080 How did you get into this business? 292 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,220 Oh, when I was a little girl, I had this dog named Rafi. 293 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:25,360 He was an Israeli setter. He was like gray and white, little dog. 294 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,920 I used to take him for a walk. 295 01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:30,580 Yeah, he died a little while ago. 296 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:31,840 It was pretty sad. 297 01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:17,030 Oh shit. 298 01:03:58,510 --> 01:03:59,510 Yeah. 299 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,880 oh yeah 300 01:07:27,630 --> 01:07:28,630 Shit. 301 01:11:14,540 --> 01:11:15,540 like this 302 01:20:39,950 --> 01:20:40,950 Good job, baby. 303 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,620 That's when I got this job. 304 01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:25,000 Yes. Yes, you certainly did. 305 01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:28,780 Well, I just want to say thank you for that. 306 01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:30,320 I really needed it. 307 01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:55,760 Hey, Ben. 308 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,800 Danny, what are you doing here? We broke up like months ago. 309 01:21:59,460 --> 01:22:01,680 Well, I called your cell phone and it was out of service. 310 01:22:02,220 --> 01:22:03,360 So I bought you a beeper. 311 01:22:05,460 --> 01:22:08,160 I'm kind of more of a cell phone kind of girl by now. 312 01:22:10,380 --> 01:22:11,440 What, are you kidding me? 313 01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,680 You're dating New York's Prince of Pagers. 314 01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,460 You're a beeper royalty. 315 01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:18,900 You're not going to have my princess be caught with some clunky cell phone. 316 01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:21,660 Well, it actually was pretty compact. 317 01:22:22,780 --> 01:22:24,930 But... Did you just call me princess? 318 01:22:25,910 --> 01:22:26,910 Oh, yes, I did. 319 01:22:28,810 --> 01:22:30,690 You know, you can be quite romantic sometimes. 320 01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:34,190 Does that mean we can bone? 321 01:22:36,670 --> 01:22:37,670 Fine. 322 01:22:37,770 --> 01:22:39,350 Rudy! Rudiger! Get in here. 323 01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:43,290 Whoa, whoa. 324 01:22:43,570 --> 01:22:44,570 What's this? 325 01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:45,590 Don't worry about it, babe. 326 01:22:45,930 --> 01:22:47,510 It's just for me. No one will ever see it. 327 01:22:47,970 --> 01:22:49,070 What could possibly go wrong? 328 01:22:50,070 --> 01:22:51,070 You're okay with it, right? 329 01:25:26,650 --> 01:25:27,650 Yes. Yes. 330 01:26:52,390 --> 01:26:53,390 Fuck yeah. 331 01:27:05,010 --> 01:27:06,010 Fuck. 332 01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:58,200 Yes. 333 01:30:29,809 --> 01:30:30,809 Please. 334 01:30:31,090 --> 01:30:32,510 Oh, you know I want it. 335 01:30:33,230 --> 01:30:34,850 Oh, give it to me. 336 01:30:35,670 --> 01:30:36,670 Oh, fuck. 337 01:30:40,090 --> 01:30:41,090 Yeah. 338 01:30:43,690 --> 01:30:46,250 Fuck yeah. 339 01:30:48,310 --> 01:30:49,410 Oh, I love it. 340 01:30:50,510 --> 01:30:51,510 Yeah. 341 01:30:52,270 --> 01:30:53,270 Yeah. 342 01:30:53,910 --> 01:30:54,910 Like that. 343 01:31:02,890 --> 01:31:04,770 Yes, please smack my ass. 344 01:31:06,490 --> 01:31:07,490 Yes. 345 01:31:26,250 --> 01:31:27,730 That's so fucking good. 346 01:31:38,220 --> 01:31:40,080 God feels so good. Yes. 347 01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:45,080 Grab me and fuck me. Just like that. Oh, yeah. 348 01:31:45,860 --> 01:31:46,860 Oh. 349 01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:48,540 Oh. 350 01:31:49,020 --> 01:31:51,080 Oh. Oh. Oh. 351 01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:53,300 Fuck yes. 352 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:54,740 Yes, yes, yes. Oh. 353 01:32:19,790 --> 01:32:20,790 Fuck, yes. 354 01:32:21,190 --> 01:32:22,190 Yes. 355 01:32:24,790 --> 01:32:25,790 Please, 356 01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:27,570 give it to me. 357 01:32:27,830 --> 01:32:29,370 Give me that fucking cock. 358 01:32:29,650 --> 01:32:30,850 You know I love it. 359 01:32:31,570 --> 01:32:33,070 Oh, I love it. 360 01:32:33,870 --> 01:32:37,310 Oh, fuck. Oh, I'm not going to let you do this. 361 01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:51,840 Oh, fuck yeah. 362 01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:01,640 I just need one cup of tea that cups so much. 363 01:34:50,630 --> 01:34:52,130 Yeah, like that. 364 01:35:01,170 --> 01:35:04,210 Yeah, right there. Nice and fucking deep. 365 01:35:05,030 --> 01:35:07,870 Yes. Oh, please. Yes. 366 01:35:52,970 --> 01:35:53,969 It's so good. 367 01:35:53,970 --> 01:35:54,970 Yes, right there. 368 01:35:55,610 --> 01:35:57,690 Yes. Oh, I love it. 369 01:35:58,150 --> 01:35:59,710 Oh, fuck yes. 370 01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:42,910 I want 371 01:36:42,910 --> 01:36:49,930 it 372 01:36:49,930 --> 01:36:50,930 so fucking bad. 373 01:37:30,250 --> 01:37:31,250 Fucking deep. 374 01:38:03,660 --> 01:38:06,460 I fucking love that. Give it to me. Please. 375 01:38:07,220 --> 01:38:08,039 Oh, 376 01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:19,320 God 377 01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:24,760 damn it. 378 01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:28,220 Yeah. How'd that feel? 379 01:39:05,900 --> 01:39:06,900 Fucking gun 380 01:40:07,440 --> 01:40:08,440 How's that feel? 381 01:40:10,220 --> 01:40:11,220 Yeah. 382 01:40:13,940 --> 01:40:14,940 Yeah. 383 01:40:17,300 --> 01:40:18,300 Yeah. 384 01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:24,100 Fucking throws me a baton in that cock. 385 01:41:56,970 --> 01:41:57,709 Oh, good. 386 01:41:57,710 --> 01:41:59,390 Oh, fuck yes. 387 01:42:52,499 --> 01:42:54,460 Oh, my God, yes. 388 01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:42,440 Yeah, especially halfway through when you decide to offer me that new deal on 389 01:43:42,440 --> 01:43:43,440 pagers. 390 01:43:44,600 --> 01:43:47,320 No princess of mine is going to pay full price on pagers. 391 01:44:00,140 --> 01:44:02,560 Hey, Mr. Ruediger, you got that tape Ms. Lyman asked for? 392 01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:03,800 Yes. 393 01:44:04,040 --> 01:44:05,040 Thank you, sir. 394 01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:19,100 Welcome to another episode of EPS with Trey Jordan. 395 01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:20,579 That's me. 396 01:44:20,580 --> 01:44:22,440 Now check out this hilarious skit. 397 01:44:24,580 --> 01:44:31,300 I don't know what you're so 398 01:44:31,300 --> 01:44:32,500 upset about, Lyman. 399 01:44:32,940 --> 01:44:36,020 The ratings for your show are through the roof. 400 01:44:36,660 --> 01:44:39,580 And all because you stuck your ass out for the team. 401 01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:42,420 And my boobies are all over television, sir. 402 01:44:42,640 --> 01:44:44,780 And because of them, your show is a hit. 403 01:44:46,160 --> 01:44:47,160 So embarrassed. 404 01:44:47,740 --> 01:44:52,600 Sure, you were howling and panting hilariously like a rabid dog in heat. 405 01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:56,260 But the point is, you took one for the team. 406 01:44:56,780 --> 01:45:01,360 And as hilarious as it was, I will forever respect you for that. 407 01:45:02,080 --> 01:45:03,960 Yeah, that was real noble of me. 408 01:45:04,240 --> 01:45:06,960 What? I'm sorry, I was just listening to someone else. 409 01:45:07,480 --> 01:45:08,438 Someone else? 410 01:45:08,440 --> 01:45:10,780 There's no one else in this room except me and Ken. 411 01:45:11,380 --> 01:45:12,380 Thank you. 412 01:45:12,440 --> 01:45:15,020 And please come back to see me again soon, Lyman. 413 01:45:20,829 --> 01:45:24,090 Ken, good job on that little tape mix -up. 414 01:45:28,050 --> 01:45:33,630 Thank you, Mr. Donoghue. You keep this up, and one day, you'll make Senior 415 01:45:35,650 --> 01:45:37,450 Wow. Me? 416 01:45:38,470 --> 01:45:39,550 Senior Page. 417 01:45:42,150 --> 01:45:43,150 Senior Page! 418 01:45:45,790 --> 01:45:47,250 Hello, my little flour tortilla. 419 01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:54,340 You're so powerful now that you've gotten your promotion, and you just 420 01:45:54,340 --> 01:45:55,340 town from El Cuapo. 421 01:45:55,360 --> 01:45:58,180 Please, take this taco, and our bodies are durable. 422 01:49:59,060 --> 01:50:00,060 That's a good pitch. 423 01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:03,280 I like you. 424 01:56:12,650 --> 01:56:13,650 Come sit right there. 425 01:56:14,110 --> 01:56:17,510 Yeah. And you, come sit right over there. 426 01:56:17,910 --> 01:56:18,910 Yeah. 427 01:58:39,210 --> 01:58:40,210 Bye. 428 02:10:33,000 --> 02:10:34,000 I love you. 429 02:16:59,690 --> 02:17:00,950 Good job, Senor Pig! 430 02:19:32,200 --> 02:19:37,480 From the makers of the hit TV show TCS with Trey Jordan comes a whole new spin 431 02:19:37,480 --> 02:19:38,480 -off series. 432 02:19:59,020 --> 02:20:01,800 Amish zombie cop starring Trey Jordan. 433 02:20:06,420 --> 02:20:10,280 Not today, copper. 434 02:20:14,400 --> 02:20:21,260 You can run, but you 435 02:20:21,260 --> 02:20:24,280 can't hide from the Amish zombie cop. 436 02:20:33,210 --> 02:20:35,330 Jackson, it's a good day to be a cop. 437 02:20:41,510 --> 02:20:44,110 You'll serve up justice without a brain. 438 02:20:53,530 --> 02:20:55,410 You'll eat your brains, Job 30. 439 02:20:56,470 --> 02:20:57,890 You're playing around, Jackson. 440 02:21:04,910 --> 02:21:05,910 electricity, sucker. 441 02:21:11,850 --> 02:21:14,170 I'm the zombie cop always gets his man. 442 02:21:17,510 --> 02:21:24,090 He likes brains, justice, and raising 443 02:21:24,090 --> 02:21:25,090 bars. 444 02:21:38,600 --> 02:21:39,600 Amish zombie cop. 445 02:21:41,100 --> 02:21:46,820 Amish zombie 446 02:21:46,820 --> 02:21:48,400 cop. 447 02:21:52,660 --> 02:21:57,980 When his partner dies, Amish zombie cop vows revenge. 448 02:22:38,000 --> 02:22:41,620 I'm a zombie cop coming this fall.